2:11pm: here is something that was E-maild to me and i thought was funny. (note offensive to cat owners)
> How to give a cat a pill:
>
> 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a
> baby.
> Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently
> apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens
> mouth,
> pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
>
> 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in right
> arm
> (to avoid wound on left arm) and repeat process.
>
> 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
>
> 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in best arm, holding rear paw
> tightly with hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with
> forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
>
> 5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of refrigerator. Call
> spouse from garage.
>
> 6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear
> paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with
> one
> hand while forcing a wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill on ruler, let roll
> down
> into mouth, and rub cat's throat vigorously.
>
> 7) Retrieve cat from curtain rod, get another pill from foil wrap. Make
> note to
> buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and
> vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
>
> 8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just
> visible
> from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with
> pencil and blow through straw.
>
> 9) Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink one glass
> of wine to
> take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from
> carpet
> with cold water and soap.
>
> 10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Pour another
> glass of wine.
> Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing.
> Force
> mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
>
> 11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges.
> Drink
> wine. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to
> cheek
> and check records for tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to
> disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw ripped shirt away and fetch new
> one from bedroom.
>
> 12) Call fire department to retrieve the ~*&#^> cat from
> tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while
> swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
>
> 13) Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and
> bind
> tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed.
> Push
> pill roughly into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Hold head
> vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
>
> 14) Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency
> room,
> sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill
> remnants
> from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
>
> 15) Arrange for SPCA to collect the cat and call local pet shop
> to
> see if they have any guinea pigs.
>
>
> How to Give a Dog a Pill:
>
> 1) Wrap pill in bacon, drop on floor.
and if you want to wach a funny video go to this link.
http://www.youtube.com/w/Taco%20ToWn!?v=mQzRRqyd1mk
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